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Original Patriarch of the President/Warhol generation. Son of himself. A long time ago in a city far from Ft. Regret, a woman by the name of Brandy Warhol considered herself an artist. She would paint portraits of figments of her imagination. One day she decided to concentrate hard on the vision of one of her fictional characters while pleasuring herself. The result was the first conceptual pregnancy in history. She gave birth to Sean after making conceptual love to the concept of Sean. Therefore rendering him his own father. Sean grew up into a delightful young man who went to the bowels of Florida to receive his degree in expertise. He returned as Dr. President, Ect. Therefore, I AM SEANS DAD. On January 17th, 2006, He turned 23. This activated the 17-23 connection and set into action the prophecy which my mother, Brandy refuses to recount for me. This leads me to doubt such a prophecy exists. Still later, in the first weeks of May, 2006, he recieved two Viennagram threats from the east coast. At first these threats were determined harmless, but on later inspection, a massive web leading to his soon-to-be-inevitable assasination had unfolded. The good Doctor went into hiding and Looshie McGuire, an Argentinian Fashion Operative, employed a decoy for his protection (and to make him big in Argentina). After this he came out of hiding, a completely changed man, and immedietly embarked on a vacation in France with the Graceful half of the Grache and his good buddy Kid Bolton, master fly-fisherman. After some major revelations on his own, he broke connection with his mother and the Irrational Revolution in general. He is now currently in hiding at a trailor park somewhere in Oregon. Things have gotten darker lately. Also, as it is worthy of mention, with the help of the Holy Spirit, he wrote the Kama Sutra.

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